Terrorism is over!

The President announced tonight that Osama bin Laden, longtime evil nemesis of the United States, is dead. Rumor is that his secret underground volcano base was infiltrated single-handedly by a well-trained secret agent, who easily dispatched dozens of anonymous guards before felling Bin Laden in an epic sword fight. Suffice to say that the "war on terror" is now over. We won, and there will be no more terrorism ever.


Seriously, while this is a small victory, ideologies are bigger than one man. Osama was just one guy, easily replaced by the next ideological fanatic who, for all we know, could be both smarter and crazier.

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