Did Jesus have a wife?

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I say no, mainly because Jesus never existed. But a newly discovered text indicates that some early Christians may have believed he indeed had a wife. Other revealing texts indicate he had several kids, lived in the suburbs, and drove a minivan.

NPR: Did Jesus Have A Wife?

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